iamsixthgun:

I will constantly be updating this blog as I come across the most awesome, creative, awkward and funny terms Sixth Guns use to describe “the GazettE” and my guesses on the definitions of these terms, and live quotes of the word being used in a sentence.

1) Rukingrish/Rukinglish:(roo’key’…

herdustisverypretty:

Problem: RUKI unit has begun to grope, hump, and lick everyone and everything around him while singing MY DEVIL ON THE BED.
Solution: If this is honestly a problem for you, catch your RUKI model unawares and power him down. Next, check your mode settings. If your RUKI model is on freewill mode, switch to command mode and then power him back up. In command mode you will able to attempt to teach your RUKI model to refrain from groping, humping, and licking…if you so desire. If this does not work, your RUKI model may just be in need of some attention. In layman’s terms; He needs a good fuck. Excuse our language. RUKI models are attention loving units and require ample amounts of love and attention. If the RUKI model does not get this, you run the risk of having him malfunction and eventually total system shutdown may occur. If you are unable to give your RUKI the amount of attention he needs (and it is a lot) you may want to consider purchasing a companion unit to take care of his wants and needs. REITA models have been known to be most compatable with the RUKI model, though any of the Gazette line are suitable to please your RUKI unit. 

Holy headbows, this is brilly!! This and the Uruha one (are they the only ones in existence?) are so funny! Oh gosh I wish they were real though X3

And I’ll be happy to fix up Ruki’s problem there XD *kidding*